People jokes
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
The Americans.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.