People jokes
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.