People jokes
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Black people run fast.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.