I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
Stephen hawking was in a house fir when he got out people called him hot wheels
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
what do you call a girl with only one arm and leg
eileen
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
