People jokes
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.