People jokes

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.