People jokes
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Memes
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.