People

People jokes

Bullying

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Guy

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

Name

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Memes

Grade

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Punchline

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Waiter

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Eye

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Part

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

Earthquake

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Sh

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Toilet

Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?

A. Neither does R. Kelly.

Fire

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Menu

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.