People jokes
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted.
The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing."
"What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun.
"Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.