People jokes
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Gay people.