People jokes
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Gay people.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
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