People jokes
Sup peoples?
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.