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People Jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I love gay people. UwU
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
