People jokes

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Emo people totally suck!

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.