People jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.