Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
People Jokes
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
