⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
gay ppl
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs dont make a white
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
