Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
People Jokes
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Men.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Old ladies are non existent.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
