People jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."π¦
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." π―π±
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πΆπ
Toes for hoes.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs donβt pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them donβt work out.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted βHi Hitlerβ and gave him a little wave.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.