People jokes
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Gay people.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."