People jokes
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Ayo, who's online :')
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.