Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
People Jokes
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
