People jokes

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?