People jokes
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.