Penis Jokes

What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth

one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis

Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name

Walk into the club like Wow I got a big penis

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.

America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.

what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer

A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him

Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)

knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎