What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Life is like a penis. It is short
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
PEnis cheese butt cum
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
