Penis jokes
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Walls.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
My penis is tied in a knot.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
Big penis.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.