My and my penis never truly understood the words Booby traps until we met the x wife, Gods gift of self will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank and God started laughing and I swear I herd him say Booby trap as he walked away! True story
I think my penis has facial recognition
Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who’s there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Don’t worry it’s to long
China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂
A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis : 《Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can’t ? 》
《Why Don’t You Speak To Me ?》
《Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You》
《Oh Yeah I Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 》
What’s 12 inches long and begins with a p?
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke…
i needed a test on if i’m pregnat then the doc said take your pants down then he put his penis in my vagina and said now you are pregnat
Why do only guys have fun? There’s only the word ‘penis’ in happiness
What’s longer than a penis?
what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.
Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn’t actually happen
really bad penis joke
Knock, knock. Who’s there. My penis.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped is penis off