Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse π"
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
You dad has a huge PP.
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
Mijn penis is lang lmao
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s
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In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts