Penis jokes
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!