Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
This joke plays on the double meaning of the word "rapes." In this context, it is used both in a sexual sense (related to a pedophile) and also in a musical sense (a musical note "D minor"). It's a dark and disturbing joke because it combines the serious topic of child abuse with the play on words.
Jack
Should have said A minor
boobs or butts
shit i fucking died when i read this
ANoNyMoUs
@boobs or butts can't I have the whole package???
Gwen
You know that some kids may end up going to this page, kids like me. I do not lie. It's not funny to hear about rape and so forth, I also don't understand why it's funny to make a joke about someone raping a minor. It's not funny. I'm just spreading facts! It is something I got from my mom.
Mom's official fact spre
Fuck you gwen
Anonymous
kill yourself gwen
kam
gwen made a good point. this is why women say kill all men. we dont need men
King stuffff
Kam, please kill yourself
Anonymous
Why'd the pop punk guitarist go to jail. Fingering A Minor
Anonymous
@kam kill yourself,whore
Anonymous
"He fingers A minor" is better
Anonymous
Kam, there are lots of places on the internet made for women which are just as bad the other way around. Plus, why tf would you search up rape jokes if you didn't want to see them?!
Anonymous
@kam Yeah yeah, now get back in the kitchen you dirty slut.
Anonymous
Nah this is even funnier than the "fingers" one because there's no double entendre it's just so fucking funny to me i don't know why
Jack
Stop insulting @Gwen, guys. She is an 11 year old, by her own admission. It’s not cool to tell a child, albeit a smart one, to kill herself. As for you, @Kam, I get where you’re coming from: my gender IS statistically more violent and stuff. The thing that you gotta understand, though, is that we aren’t ALL ***holes… Just most of us =\
KILLER OF WOMEN
Stfu Jack you stupid cuckold image coming back 2 years later to bow to a WOMAN (subhuman). Die in a fire.
Anonymous
Kam and Gwen and Jack please don't listen to them you guys are actually decent people unlike the majority of people on here
Anonymous
Holy shit EVERYONE needs to calm the hell down. 🤦♂️ First off, it’s a joke. If you don’t like hearing a joke, then leave. Second off, all you little sissy mfs here telling these people to die or insulting them like assholes because they don’t like what they see need to get a life. At the end of the day, IT’S A FUCKING JOKE! GET OVER YOURSELF! You’re not being self righteous, and to the ones offending Jack and Gwen and whoever else, you’re not an edgy person. You’re not impressing anyone with how edgy you are. You just look like a retarded fuck. 😂
Anonymous
Lol 😂
Anonymous
Gwen (and all the other people who think they're the humour police) you do understand the subjective nature of comedy, right? You don't have to like it or understand why others find things funny, that you don't, but what you should do is pipe down and leave if you don't like it, nobody is forcing you on to this site or to read its contents...
Jack
^I do think it's funny... but she's 11...
Anonymous
Holy fuck. This comment sextion is willlddd
coffee addict
damn ya'll don't hold back
Dr. Sex
@Gwen shut the fuck up autist
Anonymous
This comment section needs to stooooppp omfg 😂