Pedophile Money Exchange

The joke plays on the idea of pedophiles being interested in children, and 'two fives' is a slang way of referring to two 5-year-old children.

• Pedophile
• Ten
• Abuse
• Child
• Crime
• Fives

• Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery? He took a girl's innocence.
• What did the pedophile say to the kids? "FUCK!"
• What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile? Fitting it in.
• A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."