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Pedophile Money Exchange

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imnotgayk
8 years ago ·
  • Two pedophiles talking to each other:

    "Do you got two fives for one ten?"

  • 0
    • Pedophile
    • Ten
    • Abuse
    • Child
    • Crime
    • Fives

    Explanation

  • The joke plays on the idea of pedophiles being interested in children, and 'two fives' is a slang way of referring to two 5-year-old children.

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