Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke in this website is 1000 (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
https://soundcloud.com/alex-hill-643211961/kangaroo-max-by-ahillzzz-feat-lil-burg/reposts
Max alexender heart is adopted
Hey max what’s up the sky
cooper and max wanna get fucked in the ass by guys
Max's joke is literally a joke
W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other