Max jokes

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

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I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Max's joke is literally a joke.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Big

Biggest balls?

omg hot.

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!