Skeleton

Party king

Why didn’t the skeleton to to the party? Because he’s had no BODY to go with!

Dad

CHUCK

9 months before I was born ,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Dwarf

Anonymous

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

Fat

Anonymous

I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can’t you too fat and clumsy and i don’t have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.

Puns

Anonymous

How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet

Difference

Rocknroll

You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?

Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.

Puns

Anonymous

A man with a mullet walks into a bar The bartender says “The party’s in the back”

Mushroom

Anonymous

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

Means

Etho

Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.

Die

My name is jeff

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Kid

I'm in school

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Blonde

Anonymous

ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET

Computer

Anne Montague, Rosebud

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday’s party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!

Puns

Cat punz

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Fat

sans

Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Puns

Elizabeth

How do you throw a space party?

You planet 🤣🤣🤣

Puns

Daniel

How do you organize a space party?

  • You planet

Puns

Anonymous

How do you plan a party in outer space You planet

Difference

Anonymous

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

Girl

Darkfeather

we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me…

Morning

Anonymous

A girl comes up to her dad and says can I borrow the car tonite I want to go this party dad says if u give a head job girl says your r my dad how can u say that dad says if u want the car girl thinks ok she starts dad that taste like shut dad yer your brother wanted the this morning

Girl

Funny

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

Night

Sarai Castle

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: “Mama, why is Gramma dead?” I smiled and told her, “Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, ‘If your mother’s the one making you do this, do what you do best.’ I listened and the next day she didn’t leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother.” She replies with, “Make his child support expensive!” Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

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