What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
