Party Jokes

What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

What do you call a gay barbeque?

LGTBBQ

Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’