Party jokes
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’