Party jokes
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!