Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
You call, I'm putting on
Frank (34) DJ
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
Happy new year 🥳
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night
because i an orphan
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
What’s a orphan favorite event.
Homecoming
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
