When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
