Party Jokes

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)

when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday

Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz

These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

You call, I'm putting on

Frank (34) DJ

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.