can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn’t know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to Cancer it.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: “Is there a German here?”
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
i invited my friend with a vasectomy done for a party. unfortunately he couldnt come.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, “Oh no the sharks will get him.” All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, “Professional Courtesy.”
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops , everyone can get in
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake 🎂🥳
I went to a muffler party…it was exhausting!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!