Party jokes
Hey guys, it's cake time!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
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A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
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How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...