Party jokes

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

Labor party.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.