Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"
I went to a muffler party......it was exhausting!
“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party ? Because he was a party pooper
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
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Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
9 months before I was born ,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
Labor party.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
