Party jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."