There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
The Alarm Clock
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude gets super drunk at a bar, wakes up with blood everywhere, and then calls his friends asking for his alarm clock back. Get it? He used the alarm clock as a weapon, because that's what drunk people do. And you probably do stupid stuff too.