What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Party Jokes
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
