What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Labor party.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
