Party jokes

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

Why do candles like birthdays?

Because they can get lit!

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"