Party jokes

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

Why do candles like birthdays?

Because they can get lit!

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.