Party jokes
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.