what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake 🎂🥳
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? 
Let’s us prey.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party ? Because he was a party pooper
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
I went to a muffler party......it was exhausting!
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.
I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
