I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
not even the FBI knows where an orphans parents are.
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
ur mother
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
Y did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
why do orphans not like july 24th?? because its parents day
