Parent jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.