Parent jokes
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Memes
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."