Parent jokes
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Parents during breaks and weekends
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.