Parent jokes
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Memes
Parents during breaks and weekends
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.