One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
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I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What is a "dad?"
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
