Parent

Parent jokes

Orphan

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Dad

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

Dad

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ

Friend

One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.

Memes

Orphan

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Child

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." Heโ€™s the second child... Iโ€™m the first...

Orphan

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

Divorce

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

Father

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

Sex

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

โ€œYou can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

Orphan

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Orphan

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

Son

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Orphan

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Kidnapping

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.