Parent jokes
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Like this joke. Ur mom.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
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I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What is a "dad?"
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________