Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
I saw a kid in the yard and i asked where are your parents. then i got fired from the orphanage
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
