Parent

Parent jokes

Orphan

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Orphan

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Mom

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Kid

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Memes

Orphan

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Son

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Sacrifice

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Orphanage

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Orphan

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Orphan

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Orphan

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.