Parent jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.