Parent jokes
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!