Parent jokes

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

How did the blind boy's parents punish him?

Rearrange the furniture.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?