what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
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I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
I asked a orphan his parents was
( God I wish know)
