Parent jokes

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.