Parent jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Can someone be my daddy?
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.