Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)
Your moms my dad. think about that
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Why did the orphan take a selfie.? Because he wanted a family portrait.
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
