Paradox jokes
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.