Paradox

Paradox jokes

Family

    • You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

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    • Party Pooper

    • I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

    Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

    So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

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    • Parking Lot

    • Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

    Murder

    • You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.

    Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.

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    • White privilege

    • Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

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    • Cocksucker

    • A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

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    • Dollar

    • If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

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    • Brojob

    • If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

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