Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
Pain Jokes
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Alles tut weh.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
My bum hurts.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
