Pain jokes

Alles tut weh.

What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?

"My bum hurts."

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

Why did the ball person go to the doctor?

He was kicked in the balls.

Why was the chicken screaming?

He had an egg stuck in his butt.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

My bum hurts.

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.