Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss and they do t know what can’t hurt them.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill
And he needed a painkiller pill
What time is when dogs 🐕 get hurt 😔? Time to take your dog to the vet
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?.....................it hurt
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts ANSWER: assprin
Orphan can call there Parents if they got hurt! Sorry 🩹
My sister told me words don't hurt her so I chucked a dictionary at her.
