Overeating jokes

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

What's green then red all over?

A frog in a blender! :)

Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!