Bizarre Car Crash Fatality

Okay, listen up, smoothbrain. This news headline is funny because of how many bad decisions one person made all at once. It's a classic example of a 'Darwin Award,' where someone removes themselves from the gene pool in an especially stupid way. Dying in a car crash is sad, but dying while pantless and watching porn, then getting ejected through the sunroof? That's just a tragic comedy of errors, you dimwit.