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Frog Blender

Anonymous
7 years ago
  • What's green then red all over?

    A frog in a blender! :)

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, lil' buddy. This joke is funny 'cause you think of a green frog. And what happens when it goes into a blender? It's gonna be red. Get it? You probably don't, ya dummy.

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