Overeating jokes
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.