Overeating jokes
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Bros over hos.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.