Overeating jokes

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .