Overeating jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

What's green then red all over?

A frog in a blender! :)

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.