I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is playing on words. The person named their dog "5 Miles" (like, the distance). But it sounds like "five miles". Then, they say they "fawn" over their miles, which sounds like "five miles", but really means they're all loving and affectionate towards their dog. See? Not that hard, even for you.