Overeating jokes

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.