Overeating jokes

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off!

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.