Overeating jokes

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off!

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

Guess who dies next.