Overeating jokes
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.