• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Worst Jokes Ever TV
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Morbid jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Love jokes
  • Offensive jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Chinese jokes
  • Black jokes
  • Abortion jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Adoption jokes
  • Space jokes
  • Depression jokes
  • Syndrome jokes
  • All categories
Frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Privacy
Contact
Back

A mother's dark joke

Y
YOUR MOMS BUILT LIKE A BOWLING BALL
2 years ago
  • She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

    The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

    Mom: “Exactly.”

  • 1
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklehead. The mom is telling her kid to ask a man with no arms to clap. The kid is blind and can't see the man with no arms. The mom is basically saying, "Yeah, you're both screwed!" It's funny because it's mean!

    Categories

    • Mom
    • Man
    • Dark Humor
    • Blind
    • Kid
    • Family

    Comments (0)

  • CCoherent Monkey

    Related jokes

    • There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was. She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five." Son said, "But I can't see." Mom said, "That's the point."
    • I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
    • Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?" Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him." Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms." Dad: "Exactly, son."
    • A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"