A mother's dark joke

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, chucklehead. The mom is telling her kid to ask a man with no arms to clap. The kid is blind and can't see the man with no arms. The mom is basically saying, "Yeah, you're both screwed!" It's funny because it's mean!

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