Milkman Dad

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! The joke is that the dad became a milkman, and milkmen in old movies would sleep with all the housewives. Now the person telling the joke has a ton of new siblings. You probably don't know what a milkman is because you're too busy eating tide pods.

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