Outing jokes

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?