Outing jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.