Outing jokes
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Memes
When he figures out your 12:
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.