Outing jokes

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her dog.

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

How do you get a retard out of a tree?

Wave at them.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”