Outing jokes

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"