What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
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A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
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A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
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One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
why did gram-pa pass out because of diebetes
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
I took my mother in law out yesterday morning, its great being a sniper.
