I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Outing Jokes
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What did the kangaroo đŚ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why canât Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Why arenât Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Whatâs the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They canât say no.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
âThe Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.â
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Whatâs the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator wonât fart when you pull the meat out.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, sheâs right here."
