Outing jokes

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!