"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.