Outing jokes

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."

(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!