Outing Jokes

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......