Outing jokes

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

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Peace out! <3

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.