Otherness jokes
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Memes
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.