Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Otherness Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
