Otherness jokes
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
WAITTTTTTT
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)