Otherness jokes

Kid

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Wordplay

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

Memes

Nun

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Difference

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Foot

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Fight

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

Orphan

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Day

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Momma

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Digit

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

Girl

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Scratch

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Cow

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.