Otherness jokes

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the studio on the other side.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.